Teacher, Teacher, The Dog Ate My Internet

TADA

In other words Hell Ya! I haven't had the internet in almost six months and let me tell ya having it back is like a wet dream gone too far. I guess its true what they say; You don't know what you've got till it's gone and the internet was no exception. Oh how I missed the typing keys; the sound of tweets and all other internet luxuries. Now the only bad thing is will I be able to stay on task. OF COURSE!!! So here's the plan folks; take notes. In one, count them ONE, months time a new cleaner, tastier blog will be up and running! In three months said blog should have audio up and running (music and podcast ect.). And in six months I would like to have video on said sexy blog. BUT we all know how easy it is to become a couch potato.

Repeat after me:
I _________ solemnly swear I will no longer be a bump on a log taking up space; eating too many Cheetos and will from this moment on be a reformed lazy b-logger (bump on log) and will hence fourth be a true BLOGGER . One which updates at least daily with viable content. (mind you this starts tomorrow because lets face it this entry is whack)

Fin-
J.D. MCCOY

My Own Domain

Well I went and bought a domain name. It's time to kick this beast into overdrive. I've been debating if I should get one for quite some time. I like blogger but it doesn't have the aesthetic that I want. So I have offically gone off the deep end! The website is still in the process of being created and will be a WordPress blog site.

On other news; I am writing away like crazy trying to crank out my rough draft. I really can't describe what it's like sitting in Dunkin Donuts having a conversation with yourself trying to get the dialogue right. When all of the sudden some little kid points at you and says " Momma he's talking to himself." And myself being the nice guy that I am looks up and grins friendly at the snot nosed brat. Only for him to start crying. It was like I ran over his cat. Momma this and Momma that. Then if I thought it couldn't get any worse; The Mom walks up to me and says " You should be ashamed of yourself." Stomping off to the counter to order coffee. Well was I wrong with that asumption. She went and told on me. The manager came up to me and very nicely asked if I would mind coming back in a few minuets after she left. He explained that he knew I've been coming to this location and that he would give me a large iced coffee and two doughnuts when I came back. So I of course I said "Sweet!", causing us both to laugh and receive an evil scowling look from The Mom. I couldn't be more happy. Who doesn't like free coffee and doughnuts. Serves her right evil doodey head! But I swear I saw the spawn of doodey head stick his tongue out at me when I left...

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The world is mine
Just waiting to be plucked
And your just another mass
Waiting to be fucked
Too many causes
Too little too late
My world is waiting
In grim anticipation
For an unbiased,
Unfathomable
Fate

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I am a prisoner in my own skin
So much more than whats underneath
Peel the layers piece by piece
and you will see;
The true version of me
An individual divided
Among every thought and action
There is no remorse; only recourse
When the pieces fall a..w..a..y
Leaving you bare
and motionless

-This is one of many random poems I have written.
Most of which are written in five to ten min. with
little or no editing. - JD

The wonderful lessons of spring

Last night I went to this lecture and I must say it was pretty darn interesting. So here are some things I learned.

1. Your instructor can be wearing bunny ears and showing tasteful clevage
2. I have and egg and it represents me navel
3. Some horrible person pushed their father out of a moving car
4. That we all have an army of minion jellybeans led by the marshmellow peeps
5. You should never fook with a pocket taser, or you may poo yourself
6. Said quite person wants to be fooked like an animal
7. Naked pool parties with old people are dissssssgusting
8. Chocolate jack rabbits have hard on's
9. How to tweet tweet Twitter
10. Two new very sexilious blogs Damevegas and Poetrysue
Did I forget to mention I also learned tons of stuff about spring, the impact it has over the harvesting season. That passover has way to much stuff going on. And what easter eggs really mean.
-Later

Snow

I don't remember living in a place that snows! Not only that but when Michigan's High is 56 and Vegas's is a mere 36; you know something is wrong. I work in the elements and let me just say it fu***** sucks. Its cold, wet and irratating. So here are some tips.
1. Wear Layers- Or you'll be a cold SOB
2. Gloves- At least cotton, or some winter snow gloves
3. Coffee or Hot Chocolate to warm the body and soul.
4. GET YOUR ASS INSIDE AND STAY THERE.

----This has been a public service announcement from TimShol.----

NIN

DID I FORGET TO MENTION IM GOING TO THE NiN CONCERT TONIGHT! BIG SHOUT OUT TO MAT WHO GOT THE TICKETS. THREE HOURS AND COUNTING. woot.!.