Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Snow

I don't remember living in a place that snows! Not only that but when Michigan's High is 56 and Vegas's is a mere 36; you know something is wrong. I work in the elements and let me just say it fu***** sucks. Its cold, wet and irratating. So here are some tips.
1. Wear Layers- Or you'll be a cold SOB
2. Gloves- At least cotton, or some winter snow gloves
3. Coffee or Hot Chocolate to warm the body and soul.
4. GET YOUR ASS INSIDE AND STAY THERE.

----This has been a public service announcement from TimShol.----

Saturday, December 13, 2008

NIN

DID I FORGET TO MENTION IM GOING TO THE NiN CONCERT TONIGHT! BIG SHOUT OUT TO MAT WHO GOT THE TICKETS. THREE HOURS AND COUNTING. woot.!.

What I Should Be Doing

Well I should be writing my book but I'm a wee bit of a lazy arse! I never knew how difficult it would be to write a book. I'm still on Chapter I ; which kills me. I know what I want to happen in the next chapter but I have to finish this chapter first. And in the famous words of a annoying child " I don't wanna.!." Anyway as far as an update of said book. It's coming along nicely and is definitely way better than what i had written before. I'm trying to take a little bit more time and make it sound more professional. Unfortunately what really irks me is Ill be writing way happily and ill see my own mistake and darn it; all it does is piss me off! So I'm off to write some more.

------Preview of Sorts-------
The main character collects eyeglasses and loves to dance.
It's hammer time; cant touch this.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Chapter I

Grrrrrr....* I smash the computer to smithereens! *
Ummm; oh sorry bout that I meant to say my computer and I have a loving caring relationship -bullshit.-
Just thought Id stop by and drop a line. Currently I'm rewriting Chapter I of my book and let me tell you what a pain in the fucking ass that is! I had two and a half chapters done but then my computer hardrive fried crispier than KFC's burnt ass chicken. So now I'm rewriting what iv'e already wrote. the wierd thing is that it's even better this time than it was before. It just seems like it's taking alot longer this time. My goal is to have the first draft done in six to eight months. But realistically I'll let other things sidetrack me like I always do.
So right now I'm trying not to take my Chapter I frustrations out on my computer but we'll see how that goes.....

Friday, December 5, 2008

Lost and Found


The internet is truly a wonder that i am constantly amazed by. I've been out of school for quite some time wondering what had happened to all the people I once knew. Sure; I found some of my friends and acquaintances only to find that they either didn't remember me or have now found new "cooler" people to hang out with. But my reply to all those doodoo heads is shove off. Anyway moving on; so I just have been keeping the same tight knit friends that I've had. Then out of nowhere a friend that I rode the bus with found me. It's crazy; as I haven't seen her since 03 and I'm so glad she found me. Because during high school I had to take like a two to three hour ride just to get to that hell hole school. So I was a loner at first but I slowly branched out and ended up with some pretty remarkable friends in the process. Then we gave ourselves the nick name " The Cool Clique" in traditional dork fashion. There were good times as well as some bad times but all in all we stuck together. So I just got to give a shout out to all the members -Mel, Frank, Olivia and last but not least Krystal for finding me. Looking at this picture all I can think of is -damn I was such an ass.-

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Fear the Fishes

Lets start the festivities by saying; my religious views are pretty simple. Whatever works for you works for me. I really don't prefer any specific house. Now that doesn't mean I understand all the religions out there because truthfully I've come to find most religions are far from any thing I would choose to put my so called faith into. Now theology as a whole has always interested me but mostly to become more informed before I make any hasty decisions; as I normally would. The concept of a singular entity being the creator of all; seems somewhat unreasonable to me. With that being said; that doesn't mean I don't support another persons individual beliefs or views on the subject.

Now I had been driving around for quite a while wondering what in the hell the GF stickers that were stamped on every other bumper I see meant. For a long time I thought it meant girl friend and was nothing more than girls being friends or in my crazy moment something to do with the lesbian community. But imagine my surprise when a friend of mine tells me it means “God Fearing.” So I'm standing there wondering “ What the hell?” in a bewildered stare. Unfortunately for the rest of the day all I could think about was “God Fearing....God Fearing... WHAT THE HELL IS GOD FEARING.” Really; are you suppose to fear the one being who created the entire universe? How could you possibly have faith in something you fear? As far as I've been told god is a forgiving father who forgave his children after his own son died on a cross for our sins. I'm sorry but I find it too hard to grasp such a concept. I do not believe you should be fearful of the one person/entity you've been praying to you whole life. Whats the fucking point? I hate to be so blunt but seriously; it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. That was until I found out that “The Fish” bumper sticker is a symbol of Jesus. Now what the hell is that about? I know the fish as a symbol is seen many times in the Gospels but come on already. A fish? You've got to be kidding. Not only should we fear him but we got to look at these dumb ass looking fish everywhere. And lets not forget GF seen posted above the stupid little fish like some kind of halo. So on that note I depart with a simple warning -Fear The Fishes-

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

One Match

So I was surfing netflix and saw this movie David. So I clicked it to check is out. And trust me it was one of the most screwed up things I've ever seen. The movie it self was not the greatest but the story is something out of a crazy persons head. Its so screwed up at first i didn't want to believe it really happened. Anyway; basically this divorced couple who have kid named David(6) don't really get along. Charles the father in the equation is wack. He kidnaps David from new york and goes to California with him. He then proceeds to call Marie --the mom-- to tell her. Of course she flips out because he took David out of the state; half way across the damn country. So he then goes to a convenience store and buys a HUGE can of kerosene. And while Dave is sleeping he pours it all over the motel. He lights a single match and LEAVES. Over 90% of David's body had third degree burns on it. But that's not even the worse part. Charles the father only got sentenced to thirteen years and eventually got out in seven on parole. But David made it through and now works in the music industry. Oh and karma wise the ass who did it to him ended up getting sentenced again after he set fire to his neighbors apartment. Hooray for karma.