The wonderful lessons of spring

Last night I went to this lecture and I must say it was pretty darn interesting. So here are some things I learned.

1. Your instructor can be wearing bunny ears and showing tasteful clevage
2. I have and egg and it represents me navel
3. Some horrible person pushed their father out of a moving car
4. That we all have an army of minion jellybeans led by the marshmellow peeps
5. You should never fook with a pocket taser, or you may poo yourself
6. Said quite person wants to be fooked like an animal
7. Naked pool parties with old people are dissssssgusting
8. Chocolate jack rabbits have hard on's
9. How to tweet tweet Twitter
10. Two new very sexilious blogs Damevegas and Poetrysue
Did I forget to mention I also learned tons of stuff about spring, the impact it has over the harvesting season. That passover has way to much stuff going on. And what easter eggs really mean.
-Later