Teacher, Teacher, The Dog Ate My Internet

TADA

In other words Hell Ya! I haven't had the internet in almost six months and let me tell ya having it back is like a wet dream gone too far. I guess its true what they say; You don't know what you've got till it's gone and the internet was no exception. Oh how I missed the typing keys; the sound of tweets and all other internet luxuries. Now the only bad thing is will I be able to stay on task. OF COURSE!!! So here's the plan folks; take notes. In one, count them ONE, months time a new cleaner, tastier blog will be up and running! In three months said blog should have audio up and running (music and podcast ect.). And in six months I would like to have video on said sexy blog. BUT we all know how easy it is to become a couch potato.

Repeat after me:
I _________ solemnly swear I will no longer be a bump on a log taking up space; eating too many Cheetos and will from this moment on be a reformed lazy b-logger (bump on log) and will hence fourth be a true BLOGGER . One which updates at least daily with viable content. (mind you this starts tomorrow because lets face it this entry is whack)

Fin-
J.D. MCCOY